"Sadieisms"

This is an attempt to capture all the hilarious things Sadie has said over the years.  Many of these things might not be funny to the public, but will forever hold a special memory in my mind.


Summer 2012:  Sadie is in the car riding with Grandma and Papo on their way to Indiana. Sadie is looking very tired.
Grandma: "Sadie, are you tired?"
Sadie: "No"
Papo: "Maybe a little?"
Sadie: "Maybe NOT."
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Summer 2012: Sadie is riding in the car with mom on the way home from work
Sadie: " Sadie wants that."
Mom: "I want that" (trying to get her to practice using I instead of Sadie.
Sadie: "No"

Sadie:" Mommy is driving the car"
Mom: "YOU are driving the car" (trying to get her to say you instead of mom)
Sadie: "No"
Mom: "Sadie, YOU is Mommy"
Sadie: "No, Mommy is Sara and Daddy is Troy"

Later in the car ride
Mom: "Sadie you are a crazy girl."
Sadie: "No, Sadie is Sadie Rose."
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Summer 2012: Troy is in the kitchen making lunches for the next day and Sadie is sitting at her high chair. Troy drops the jar of peanut butter on the floor.
Sadie: "Daddy dropped the peanut butter. Ha ha ha."
Sadie: Repeat above 10 times.

An hour later Sadie is standing at her art desk drawing and I hear her singing.
Sadie "Troy dropped the peanut butter, Troy dropped the peanut butter."
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Winter 2012:  Papo was fixing the sink and forgot to turn the water valve off.
Sadie: "Papo making a mess...Papo making a BIG mess. Papo gonna have to clean that up!"
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Winter 2012:
Sadie: " Papo, what are you doing and STOP doing it!"
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Winter 2013:
Papo: "Sadie, can you sing Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?"
Sadie: "It isn't Christmas!" (January 19th, 2013)
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Winter 2013

Mom: "Sadie, we have to get you dressed."

Sadie: "No, I don't want to get dressed."

Mom: "Well, you have to get dressed."

Sadie: "You have to say "Please mommy, I don't want to get dressed, I want to go to bed."
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Spring 2013:
Troy and Sara have been sick with the stomach flu.  Grandma takes Sadie home to spend the night so she doesn't get sick.
Sadie: "Mommy has to stay home and puke in the toilet."

The next night. Troy is curled up on the couch while Sadie is at the kitchen table eating dinner.
Sadie: "Troy, are you not feeling good?"
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Spring 2013:  Grandma and Papo take Sadie to the zoo.  Sadie uses the crowded, public restroom.
Sadie: Grandma, I want to flush the toilet."
Grandma: Okay, but let me go to the bathroom first and then you can flush."
Sadie:  "Grandma, you went poopy just like I did.  Your big poopy is on top of mine!"
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April 2013:  Sadie at Speech Therapy
Laura: "Sadie do you have diary?"
Sadie:  "Yes, I have had diarrhea."
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April 2013:
Sara:  "Sadie, you need to pick up your toys."
Sadie ignoring me.
Sara: "Sadie, you NEED to pick up your toys."
Sadie: gets down on hands and knees "I am just praying right now."
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May 2013: At the Lake
Sara: "Sadie, pick up your toys right now."
Sadie: "I'll just go to time out right now."
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May 2013:Grandma Reading
Grandma: " The Mama and Papa Bear were in the audience watching  a talent show. They were laughing so hard they were crying."
Sadie: "And when they laugh so hard they cry, boogers come out of their nose!"
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May 2013: At a Gas Station on the way home from the lake Gas Station Attendant:  "Hi There!"
Sadie: "She is missing a tooth!"
Me: "Oh, um, no she's not missing a tooth."
Gas Station Attendant: "No, I just have a gap between my teeth."
Me running out of the gas station mortified!
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January 2014: Bedtime
Sadie:  Mommy, will you please rub some Mentholatum on my chest?
Sara: "Huh, you mean Vicks?"
What 3 year old knows (and can say!) that word!
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January 2014: Car home from school
Sara: "Sadie, sometimes I am going to say No and that is okay."
Sadie: "But mom, then I don't have a choice!"
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January 2014:  At home, dinner time.  Family guy comes on and we are about to change the channel but haven't had a chance yet.
Sadie: "Hey guys, don't ya remember, I'm not supposed to be watching this."  With a mischievous grin on her face!
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April 2014: In Nashville, TN visiting some friends.  I got dressed up to go out for dinner.
Sadie:  "Sara, you look goooood!" She will occasionally call Troy & I by our first name, random.

Apparently being on sabbatical and dressing in yoga pants for a month made an impact on Sadie for when I finally did dress up!
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November 2014:
Sadie: "Grandma, what is a "what's up dude?"
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